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Sundays during the fall move a bit differently when your Houston Texans aren’t playing at noon, don’t they? Extra time to be a productive member of society, or to spend with your family, or to tinker with your...

I don’t have anything to say. I said it all earlier. Go read the game preview I wrote if you want some words for me. There’s a little more than 3,000 of them. I had too much fun this...

There’s a movie theater inside of the mall. The popcorn tastes like crimson carpet. Diet cancerous drinks are sipped from paper cups decorated with geometric pastel shapes. Sipped by ponytail shapes. There’s a church in the strip mall where...

It’s Week 4 of the college football season! This week, we have two match-ups featuring Top-20 teams and one game with two Top-10 teams. #11 Michigan @ #13 Wisconsin - 11 AM - FOX The two teams face off in a battle...

Your 1-1 Houston Texans are off to sunny Californ-I-A this weekend to tangle with the 1-1 Los Angeles Chargers. Given that the game will take place in the Pacific Time Zone, this means we’ll be treated to the...

Antonio Brown released by the New England patriots amid rape allegations. “The New England Patriots are releasing Antonio Brown. We appreciate the hard work of many people over the past 11 days, but we feel that it is best to...

Bill O’Brien’s Texans are bad against great quarterbacks. This weekend they travel to Los Angeles to face Philip Rivers and the Chargers. So...yeah. This will be Houston’s second of three games as underdogs. It would...

Rise for glorious anthem of people’s football team, Houston Texans: Comrades! Ministry of Information is thrilled to report that people’s football team of Texas, who battlefight for all Texans whether they deserve it or not, delivered total, devastating victory...

Musty. Musty. Stinky. Stinky. Week three of the NFL season is underway after the Jaguars and Titans opened up their trench coat and flashed our great country, proving, once again, that the world is a miserable place and I...

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It’s a tussle between two AFC South squads on the Week Three edition of Thursday Night Football. The 1-1 Tennessee Titans are in Florida to tangle with the 0-2 Jacksonville Jaguars. Is this Jalen Ramsey’s final game...

Jalen Ramsey has requested a trade after an apparent altercation on the sidelines with Jaguars head coach Doug Marrone during the Jaguars’ loss in Houston last Sunday. Jacksonville is reportedly looking for at least one, and likely two, first...

Through two games using only “the eyeball test”, the offensive line appears to be improving. The numbers, however, do not reflect much if any improvement when it comes to pass protection. I saw glimpses of extended clean pockets...

As Kirk Cousins costs the Minnesota Vikings again in defeat by Green Bay Packers, how long will the quarterback avoid the wrath of his ruthless head coach Mike Zimmer? Cousins struggled in the spotlight again as the Vikings lost 21-16...

How Jamie Gillan, the Scottish Hammer, went from rugby-loving teen to Cleveland Browns punter Inverness-born Jamie Gillan was rugby-mad but moved to the US aged 16 With a thumping right boot, he punted at the University of Arkansas at Pine Bluff Gillan,...

Aaron Rodgers held to 10 points but Green Bay Packers defense stymies Chicago Bears in opening win Green Bay grind out a 10-3 victory at Soldier Field against NFC North rivals Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers threw for 203 yards and a...

On this most glorious Sunday morning, the man upstairs can wait. This morning, Diehard Chris and I discussed the Jadeveon Clowney, Martinas Rankin, and Laremy Tunsil trades. Topics include how this pass rush will perform in 2019 without Clowney,...

On this most glorious Sunday morning the man upstairs can wait. This morning Diehard Chris and I discussed the Jadeveon Clowney, Martinas Rankin, and Laremy Tunsil trades. Topics include: how this pass rush will perform in 2019 without Clowney,...

There’s something about August 31st for Houston sports. Two years ago on that day, your Houston Astros traded for Justin Verlander. Yesterday, your Houston Texans traded Jadeveon Clowney to the Seahawks for a very underwhelming return before...

The sun is drowning below the horizon. Soon enough, the leaves will refuse to change and it will be 85 degrees instead of 102 degrees outside. Everyone will be wearing scarves, leggings, and drinking pumpkin coffees. The...

With NFL teams officially cutting their rosters down to 53 players earlier today, the focus of the league will turn to the practice squads. Players who didn’t make the 53-man roster for any number of reasons can still...