ALL CAPS PREVIEW-ALABAMA

IVE GOT TWO THINGS TO DISCUSS TODAY. FIRST OFF LET’S TALK ABOUT WHAT DRUNK ASS HERBSTREIT ET ALL SAID ABOUT A&M. I DONT REALLY CARE ALL THAT MUCH ABOUT THE SPECIFICS. BUT THE TRUTH IS THAT THEY’RE NOT WRONG. KYLE FIELD IS AN INTIMIDATING PLACE WHEN IT WANTS TO BE. WE AS FANS ARE INTIMIDATING WHEN WE WANT TO BE.

DO YOU WANT TO BE INTIMIDATING THIS WEEKEND? THAT’S THE QUESTION YOU HAVE YOU ASK YOURSELF. DO YOU WANT TO WORK WITH THE TEAM TO CREATE AN INTIMIDATING ATMOSPHERE.

BECAUSE IT TAKES EVERYONE. THE DEFENSE FEEDS OFF THE CROWD AND THE CROWD FEEDS OFF THE DEFENSE. IT TAKES EVERYONE TO GET THIS DAMN THING DONE.

WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY NEXT POINT. BEEN SEEING A LOT OF OH POOR ME BAMA IS SO GOOD WE’RE NOT GONNA WIN WHATS THE POINT NONSENSE.

F*** THAT (SEE I CAN BE COUTH PLS LET YOUR KIDS READ MY CONTENT). YES BAMA IS A BALL OF CHAINSAWS ATTACHED TO A GRIZZLY BEAR BEING STEERED BY A ROBOT DESIGNED TO MAKE YOU FEEL SHAME. BUT WHO THE F CARES. OPTIMISM IS FUN WHEN IT’S UNREALISTIC AND FUELED BY WHITE CLAW AND HOPE. WE AS A FANBASE HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE IN THIS GAME. DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT THE LOSS TO KNOW GOING INTO IT THAT YOU MIGHT LOSE? HELL NO. STILL FEELS LIKE SHIT. SO WHY BOTHER WITH THAT?

WE’RE GONNA GO IN THERE WITH NOTHING TO LOSE, AND YOU KNOW WHAT…WE MIGHT JUST F*** AROUND (I DONT KNOW WHY SHIT IS OK BUT F*** IS NOT BUT MY WIFE WOULD BE VERY PROUD OF ME) AND WIN THIS DAMN THING. AND IF YOU’RE THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO WANTS TO BE ALL OH THAT’S NOT REALISTIC (IMAGINE THAT IN THE SPONGEBOB LOWER CASE UPPER CASE LETTERING), THEN STOP READING. JUST DONT WATCH THE GAME. WHAT’S THE POINT IN WATCHING THE GAME IF YOU DONT HAVE THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF HOPE? WHY DO YOU BOTHER?

IT TAKES EVERYONE. THE 12TH MAN AND THE FOOTBALL TEAM HAVE A SYNERGISTIC RELATIONSHIP. IVE SEEN US FEED OFF OF THEM AND IVE SEEN THEM FEED OFF OF US. LET’S COMMIT TO OUR PART BECAUSE WE DAMN SURE KNOW THEY’RE GONNA BE ON THE FIELD DOING THEIRS.

GET YOUR MIND RIGHT. GIRD YOUR LOINS. QUIT THIS POOR ME SHIT AND LET’S GO OUT THERE AND HIT BAMA IN THE GD MOUTH.

YOU READY? BECAUSE I SURE AS F*CK AM (OK THIS TIME I USED FEWER STARS)

LET’S DO THE DAMN THING AGS. NOTHING BUT INSANELY DEMENTED OPTIMISM MOVING FORWARD. LET’S KNOCK THE PISS OUTTA THOSE BAMMERS.

BEAT THE

EVERLIVING

EVERLOVING

COMPOUND

COMPLEX

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE WHEN WE WIN WE GET TATTOOS

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE WHEN WE WIN BOBBY BROWN HAS TO DRESS LIKE BOBBY BROWN AND DANCE LIKE BOBBY BROWN

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE AINAIS SMITH AINT HEARD NO BELL

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE THIS IS THE GAME THAT SOMEHOW SOME WAY THE RUN GAME COMES TOGETHER

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE FOOTBALL IS FUN SO HAVE SOME GD FUN

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE HELL OUTTA

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